As a parent it shouldn't come as any surprise to hear outrageous things uttered from your children. An ill timed f-bomb, an exclamation that an old lady is wearing too much makeup in public is all part of the lovely parenting package.
Last night over dinner when my darling baby compared her roasted chicken to crucified Jesus....well, I can't possibly articulate how disturbed I was.
I'm a good parent, I swear.
This child terrifies me.
