Nice. Real nice.

This dog.....sat on my face. We are talking bare dog cornhole on my cheek.

There are things you can never unfeel.

More evidence of my amazingness

The sun is shining and so am I. Amazing how much a little bit of sun makes this broad a happy camper.

So this evening I had all to myself, in a manner of speaking so I chose to be productive with my time and make......BAKLAVA!!!

Just in case anyone questions the authenticity of my mad skillz I have included a pictorial.




Ready for the oven!





At this point I was pretty much so excited about how awesome I am that I was hopping around like a horny monkey who just discovered his dink.






If you'll excuse me I must go and change my panties.