Why today rates high on the Suck Meter:
1)I am dog tired, however, can not sleep.
2)I haven't showered in two days.
3)THERE IS NO FUCKING SUNSHINE.
4)Child #1 has a new teacher who spent most of today making "fart puddy" with the class. I am willing to bet the farm that this guy has had blond tips within the past three years.
5)I ripped BOTH armpits on my coat.
6)I found not one, not two but THREE HUGE centipedes in my basement.
7)My lips are perpetually chapped. Think 8 year old boy.
SO basically I am in a piss poor mood all around.
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