Aging

Yeeesh. I looked in the mirror the other day and saw an old woman.

Age of course can be relative. Most days I behave much like a 12 year and for the most part I am unapologetic about it. But let's face it, girls gotta have her beauty regimen!

So I did what every irrational age fearing broad does who is too lazy to do anything requiring work yet doesn't have enough time in the day to maintain....

I cut off all of my hair.

I should add that this mid life crisis is WAY better than the last one. You know, the one that led me to do a full on colon/liver/kidney cleanse. The kind of cleanse that didn't result in a 5 pound weight loss and clear skin, only an atomic 3 week yeast infection.

Good times.