I am a huge fan of Paint. Everyone seems to know how to do it and do it well. I on the other hand can not. I want to. About every month or so I sit down, determined to learn this....um....I think it is called an "application". See, I am just about the most useless person when it comes to computers. The fact that my job is one that requires me to sit at my desk, in front of a computer for eight hours a day is alarming when you consider my inability to use one. All of these little "features" ie:Paint, Word....just confuse me. Anyway, back to Paint and how I want to learn how to use it. I get these pictures from my friends and it makes me practically pee my pants. I really think that learning to use Paint would change my life for the better. I bet it would be as awesome as it was when I figured out what the whole masturbation thing was REALLY about. I would spend my days putting clever little moustaches on dogs and writing "Douchbag" with an arrow pointed to the unfortunate drunkard who happened to get into the shot. Man Alive, what bliss!
Tomorrow is the day I learn Paint.
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