I have decided to try my hand at rodent hotel construction. The kidlets will be getting some guinea pigs soon (if they comply with my long list of demands)and I can not find anything suitable for these critters in any pet chain. Anyway, while trolling the interwebz I found a rather clever alternative for the supercrap plastic cages. I will build this cage, it will be awesome and my tarnished image of past ill attempts of undertaking such things will be erased from history.
I'm awesome.
You know what Guinea Pigs smell like?
ReplyDeletehaha. They stink. They are staying in the basement in my super awesome cage that I built. They will be cleaned every other day or I swear to god, I will have a nervous fucking breakdown.
ReplyDeleteUm. This whole thing is a recipe for disaster, from the building of the cage (sorry Christie but - it needs to be super tight or they'll escape!) to the inevitable loss of interest and neglect that will occur. Please don't do it!
ReplyDeleteToo bad, Suckas! I already have the building supplies.
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