Good times.

WARNING!!!!! Do not read this if you are squeamish or Zerback.


Did you know what a dead chipmunk can do after sitting in the stifling sun for an unknown period of time? I do. It turns out that when you pick up a dead chipmunk its tail will snap off and the decomposing carcass can actually manage to splat on your leg and STICK there until you start running around like you have stepped on a bee hive.

Ask me how I know this.

Uggghhh...I can still feel it. Out, damned spot! Out, I say!