If you make me well by Monday I vow to stop thinking filthy, filthy things about the super tattooed landscaper down the street. If I am well by tomorrow night I will throw in the 21 year old punk who lives across the street.
I think this is a fair deal.
STOP WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD YOUTH FOR CHRISSAKES!
ReplyDeleteBut they are so lovely.
ReplyDeleteNo need to stop. Yer allowed.
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